Copypastas

The first OG:SMP copypasta was created by Glixe, a modification the navy seals copypasta.

Navy Seals Modificaton - Glixe

What the frick did you just fricking say about me, full iron? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Arc, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Skybase, and I have over 300 rep.

I am trained in Netherite Warfare and I’m the top spawnkiller in the entire Equilibrium forces. You are nothing to me but just another bounty. I will spawnkill you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this SMP, mark my fricking words.

You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the chat? Think again, iron. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spawnkillers across the SMP and your coords are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, iron. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your set. You’re fricking dead, iron. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can spawnkill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in netherite combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equilibrium and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable set off the face of the SMP, you little iron. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” message was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the bounty, you goddamn idiot. I will throw harming potions fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fricking dead, kiddo. -Glixe